I often wonder how women put up with us men! Yeah, I also wonder how we men put up with women sometimes! But really, women need a lot of patience when it comes to us.
For example, I wonder if women think… Why do most men get so wrapped up in football, and not wrapped up in me? Why do men scratch their balls in public? Why is work soooo important to men? Why do so many men say to other men, “Hey, asshole,” when they really mean, “Hi brother, I missed you”? And why don’t men ask for directions?! Good questions…
It must be hard for women to somehow transform into some kind of man-code-linear-jock-strapping-I-don’t-give-a-damn-thinking machine simply to understand her man. She must have to “give up” a lot to get close to him, or simply to get along with him. I mean, face it! Women have legitimate questions sometimes.
Or do they? They certainly have tough ones (aka: questions we guys can’t stand to hear) like: Do you love me? What are you thinking? Do I look fat? How am I important to you? Do you have guts or mush for me? Awwlll, Maaannn! At this point you might be thinking (not saying!), WHY DOES SHE ASK ME THOSE THINGS?! SHE KNOWS THE ANSWER! Or does she?
More to come. In the meantime, give me your thoughts and comments.
